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• Be Beside yourself to experience the B side of Life
• Bow to the yeast and watch your inner biscuit rise as it yearns for honey, you’ll sweeten your ascent into the pastry of unity
• Time wasted shortens ones’ life-spandex
• One’s body can be one’s jail find the key that unlocks your mind and you will be set free
• Untangle the bramble that is your life. Spook the spooks and never run for cover only fresh underwear
• Bury your anger much like a dog buries his bone and then forget where you buried it
• Ambition is a dream that contains a windmill and the wind
• Harmonize with yourself and the planets. Wax your surfboard of life with galactic pigment
• Funny duddies don’t eat duds before putting on their duds. They’re just Funny Duddies!
• Be firm in commandeering yourself and your unique convictions for you are your own prisoner and your own warden
• Keep the bathwater and the baby. Don’t doubt potential drought
• If you’re on the beam, forget the safety net, keep on beaming
• A rich man is only a rich man in the valley of the material
• Tomorrow is just a future yesterday, therefore the day after tomorrow is really today
• Bite your own tongue before you say something one can sink their teeth into
• Kiss yourself hello.then Give your “hello” a kiss
• What did the monkey say to the chimp? “keep your chimp up”
• Wash your clothes at night wash your mind with light
• We are all Crystal Balls hanging from the same Chandelier
• Leave nothing unsaid except what you don’t say
• One can’t grab what’s between the cracks hence don’t crack up
• Why wait. Don’t hesitate. For a brief pause can turn into a lifetime of hesitation.
• The sun is always shining therefore shade is an illusion. There is light in the dark
• Allow your heart to talk to other’s hearts
• Allow your heart to talk to other’s hearts
• You cannot rain on someone’s parade if the band’s not in town
• If your tongue won’t wag let your silent mind do the talking
• We don’t recollect days, we recollect moments
• Turn off your mind ,relax and float upstream. Don’t let the tides destroy your dreams.
• Take the Ferris wheel instead of the roller coaster, for life is circular not up and down
• Be sure to separate your mind from your brain for the two are not the same
• Like what you’re living and live what you like so joy can enter your heart
• One’s grace brings love, trust, gratitude and success
• Meaning is meaningless if your beliefs are unbelievable
• Better to grease the squeak than rust the trust
• Don’t fear the deep end for what has depth for some is actually shallow for others
• If you’re in a pickle get out of the jar
• Curiosity is the cure for boredom but curiosity is chronic, there is no cure for it
• Any which way the cookie crumbles, digest the crumbs, leave the other cookies alone
• If you are angry stand on your head for an upside down frown is a smile
• He who has sunshine in his belly will eat lightly
• Bury your complaints resurrect your approvals
• When the moon hits your eye eat pizza
• At every sunrise clean your biological slate
• Try to forget what you can’t remember
• If you’re losing your cranial hair grow a moustache regardless of gender
• Don’t eat your heart out inflate your aorta
• Flapping lips indicate a flopping mind
• Once you know which way the wind is blowing fly with it not against it
• Keep the bathwater and the baby. Don’t doubt potential drought
• The difference between being upbeat or downbeat is the manner in which you beat your metabolic drum
• The finish line is where you started
• Sportsmanship is essential. Just make sure you’re not the referee
• Give me the ding dong, not the dong dong
• What we are is the result of what we’ve baked into our thoughts, so whip and frost those beliefs into longevity and joy
• It’s time to step out of the clam shell and don’t forget the oyster
• Take the short path not the long trail since they both lead to the same place. Why waste time?
• Beware of those who offer you wrapped gifts for transparency equals Truth and should never be obscured
• Honesty is self apparent; one only has to look closely to find it
• We are formed and molded by our thoughts, hence mold your cerebral jelly into pie R squared
• You, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your abundant love and affection
• Peace comes from within. Seek it with ecto-propeller plasmic power
• Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace
• Your work is to discover your passion and then with all your heart, kiss your goldfish
• It is better to travel well then to arrive wasted
• Teach this simple truth: Even if pretzel logic is bitten there is an equal but lop sided reaction
• The greatest prayer is patience
• Shine your pearls of wisdom to reflect your wondrous true self
• Happiness never decreases by being shared
• Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
• The tongue like a sharp knife can injure without drawing blood
• The instant we feel angry we have already ceased striving for the truth
• However many holy words you speak and read, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
• If one sees the miracle of a single flower clearly, their life becomes an orchard of magic
• Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time. Hatred ceases through love. This is an unalterable law
• Even space cadets can transform into galactic tweakers
• Be the apple of your own eyes
• Grace brings trust, appreciation, love and prosperity
• Unless you know what you’re talking about shut your plasmas up
• Let your inner jewels deliver your outer expression
• You are you own best friend, you don’t need a dog to lick your face
• Where there is love there is no question
• May you have faith in your worth and act with wisdom
• Keep your inner smile smiling. Laugh at everything and only cry tears of joy
• Love is the way. Put your heart in your head and don’t think, just be: for love follows love
• Once you’re under something you can’t get over it. Hence don’t enter the under
• One kiss placed on the correct spot can offer a lifetime of bliss to a nun
• Bow to the yeast and watch your inner biscuit rise as it yearns for honey, you’ll sweeten your ascent into the pastry of unity
• Be Beside yourself to experience the B side of Life
• Take the Ferris wheel instead of the roller coaster, for life is circular not up and down
• Always remember what the beaver said to the serpent; “I’ll be damned if I do and I’ll be damned if I don’t”
• Time wasted shortens ones’ life-spandex
• Since One’s body can be one’s jail find the key that unlocks your mind and you will be set free
• Untangle the bramble that is your life. Spook the spooks and never run for cover only fresh underwear
• Bury your anger much like a dog buries his bone and then forget where you buried it
• Ambition is a dream that contains a windmill and the wind
• Harmonize with yourself and the planets. Wax your surfboard of life with galactic pigment
• What did the monkey say to the chimp? “keep your chimp up”
• If you’re on the beam, forget the safety net, keep on beaming
• A rich man is only a rich man in the valley of the material
• Tomorrow is just a future yesterday, therefore the day after tomorrow is really today
• Bite your own tongue before you say something one can sink their teeth into
• Kiss yourself hello.then Give your “hello” a kiss
• Wash your clothes at night wash your mind with light
• If you’re in a pickle get out of the jar
• Better to grease the squeak than rust the trust
• Be sure to separate your mind from your brain for the two are not the same
• Meaning is meaningless if your beliefs are unbelievable
• Leave nothing unsaid except what you don’t say
• The sun is always shining therefore shade is an illusion. There is light in the dark
• Why wait. Don’t hesitate. For a brief pause can turn into a lifetime of hesitation
• One can’t grab what’s between the cracks hence don’t crack up
• You cannot rain on someone’s parade if the band’s not in town
• If your tongue won’t wag let your silent mind do the talking
• Turn off your mind ,relax and float upstream. Don’t let the tides destroy your dreams
• Like what you’re living and live what you like so joy can enter your heart
• Any which way the cookie crumbles, digest the crumbs, leave the other cookies alone
• f you are angry stand on your head for an upside down frown is a smile
• Don’t fear the deep end for what has depth for some is actually shallow for others
• Love what is ahead by loving what preceded
• One act of Good can quash a hundred acts of Bad.
• Laugh until your teeth fallout. Implants are easy but Outplants are extra tough to discover
• Run, run, run, never cease running into the ultra violet light. Immerse yourself in an infra-red bubble bath then scrub, scrub, scrub
• The Carbonation of Happiness remains effervescent in The Realm of the Constant.
• Illusion is a reality that unfortunately some can’t see
• The difference between being upbeat or downbeat is the manner in which you beat your metabolic drum
• Sportsmanship is essential. Just make sure you’re not the referee
• Beware of those who offer you wrapped gifts for transparency equals Truth and should never be obscured
• Never forget yourself; remember who you are and that you are you and nobody else
• It’s time to step out of the clam shell and don’t forget the oyster
• The finish line is where you started
• Take the short path not the long trail since they both lead to the same place. Why waste time?
• Victory is failure in disguise
• Peace comes from within. Seek it with ecto-propeller plasmic power
• What we are is the result of what we’ve baked into our thoughts, so whip and frost those beliefs into longevity and joy
• Honesty is self apparent; one only has to look closely to find it
• Orbs are spheres so stay in orbit. Don’t fall off your axis
• We are formed and molded by our thoughts, hence mold your cerebral jelly into pie R squared
• You, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your abundant love and affection
• Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace
• Teach this simple truth: Even if pretzel logic is bitten there is an equal but lop sided reaction
• Your work is to discover your passion and then with all your heart, kiss your goldfish
• It is better to travel well then to arrive wasted
• The greatest prayer is patience
• Shine your pearls of wisdom to reflect your wondrous true self
• Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time. Hatred ceases through love. This is an unalterable law
• Let your inner jewels deliver your outer expression
• Happiness never decreases by being shared
• Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
• The tongue like a sharp knife can injure without drawing blood
• However many holy words you speak and read, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
• If one sees the miracle of a single flower clearly, their life becomes an orchard of magic
• Even space cadets can transform into galactic tweakers
• Burp bubbles of elation for they cannot burst
• First exercise discipline then flex your unempirical self
• Be mindful of your mind, give it full attention , make it salute itself for it is more precious than you’ll ever know.
• Keep your inner smile smiling. Laugh at everything and only cry tears of joy
• You are you own best friend, you don’t need a dog to lick your face
• Once you’re under something you can’t get over it. Hence don’t enter the under
• Bow to the yeast and watch your inner biscuit rise as it yearns for honey, you’ll sweeten your ascent into the pastry of unity
• Always remember what the beaver said to the serpent; “I’ll be damned if I do and I’ll be damned if I don’t”
• Since One’s body can be one’s jail find the key that unlocks your mind and you will be set free
• Untangle the bramble that is your life. Spook the spooks and never run for cover only fresh underwear
• Time wasted shortens ones’ life-spandex
• May you have faith in your worth and act with wisdom
• The art of happiness is to serve all
• Be the apple of your own eyes…
• Grace brings trust, appreciation, love and prosperity
• Unless you know what you’re talking about shut your plasmas up
• Be Beside yourself to experience the B side of Life
• Where there is love there is no question
• Love is the way. Put your heart in your head and don’t think, just be: for love follows love
• One kiss placed on the correct spot can offer a lifetime of bliss to a nun
• The instant we feel angry we have already ceased striving for the truth
• Begin where nothing starts. Finish where nothing ends.
• Never bang your head against a wall. Let the wall do the banging and your mind do the cranking
• Reinvigorate your corpuscular stamina thereby fortifying your longevity.
• Time cannot be seen or heard yet it blares its vision everyday.
• Wiggle your eyebrows as much as possible thereby scratching any negative thoughts from your forehead.
• Marry yourself. The two of you make a perfect couple.
• If you sing in the shower croon in the bath tub
• Harmonize with yourself and the planets. Wax your surfboard of life with galactic pigment
• Bury your anger much like a dog buries his bone and then forget where you buried it
• Moral fungus is equivalent to ethical decay
• Brain cells can regenerate ignorance stays put
• At every sunrise clean your biological slate
• We are all Crystal Balls hanging from the same Chandelier
• Let your third eye beam for it is the beacon of your Celestial Soul
• Flapping lips indicate a flopping mind
• Ambition is a dream that contains a windmill and the wind
• What did the monkey say to the chimp? “keep your chimp up”
• Keep the bathwater and the baby. Don’t doubt potential drought
• If your heel hurts stub your toe
• Once you know which way the wind is blowing fly with it not against it
• Wash your clothes at night wash your mind with light
• Keep the bathwater and the baby. Don’t doubt potential drought
• Funny duddies don’t eat duds before putting on their duds. They’re just Funny Duddies!
• If you’re on the beam, forget the safety net, keep on beaming
• A rich man is only a rich man in the valley of the material
• Tomorrow is just a future yesterday, therefore the day after tomorrow is really today
• Bite your own tongue before you say something one can sink their teeth into
• Kiss yourself hello. Then Give your “hello” a kiss
• Leave nothing unsaid except what you don’t say
• One can’t grab what’s between the cracks hence don’t crack up
• The difference between being upbeat or downbeat is the manner in which you beat your metabolic drum
• Why wait. Don’t hesitate. For a brief pause can turn into a lifetime of hesitation
• One never knows which way a ball will bounce hence make sure to keep the ball bouncing
• You cannot rain on someone’s parade if the band’s not in town
• If your tongue won’t wag let your silent mind do the talking
• Turn off your mind ,relax and float upstream. Don’t let the tides destroy your dreams
• Meaning is meaningless if your beliefs are unbelievable
• Any which way the cookie crumbles, digest the crumbs, leave the other cookies alone
• Better to grease the squeak than rust the trust
• THE YOGIOGRAPHY OF GOO GOO GA GA
• Take the Ferris wheel instead of the roller coaster, for life is circular not up and down
• Be sure to separate your mind from your brain for the two are not the same
• Like what you’re living and live what you like so joy can enter your heart
• Keep up and keep on keeping up
• Don’t fear the deep end for what has depth for some is actually shallow for others
• If you’re in a pickle get out of the jar
• If you are angry stand on your head for an upside down frown is a smile
• He who has sunshine in his belly will eat lightly
• Anything that can be seen or touched can be monetized yet never make a cent at someone else’s expense
• A man full of fury has a mouth open wide and blinders on his vitreous humor
• Imagine you swallowed a hurricane and blow your anger out of yourself into the vast universe. It will transform into love
• Why fret, remember life is a gift and that you are the recipient of this priceless commodity
• A drop of understanding is worth a sea of resolution
• Anger is a dark shadow that blacks out the light of the mind
• You can’t make the planet a better place unless you manifest your unique potential and are confident in your ability to execute it not slay it. Simply say it
• Every time The Divine One closes a door he cracks open a window
• Blubber all you want just don’t be a Blabber mouth
• Yikes! Another revolting development you MUST dissolve immediately or The Where Are You Wolf will woof you down faster than a polka-dot lizard can snatch a mosquito
• When under water hold your breath until you carbonate with the glow of Oriental jade then, just when you think you might be drowning, inhale the brilliance of the glow and float to the top and beyond into the sky without asking why.
• Blue roses speak to pigment. Stay out of the sun and you will happily develop mellow-knowmoism
• The pig fly’s east. Slumber on its’ wings and oink oink throughout your flight.
• Triangular Pants Medulla Ted once said,’ ’tis better to think not, rather than to think at all about nothing, for not thinking is akin to void of thought which is a kin to helium dirigibles of the frontal lobe going berserk.
• Triangular Pants Medulla Ted once said,’ ’tis better to think not, rather than to think at all about nothing, for not thinking is akin to void of thought which is a kin to helium dirigibles of the frontal lobe going berserk.
• If one sticks it where the sun doesn’t shine Death will furrow through and capture one in its’ cloak of fake light
• Where moon rays dangle in the fog is where you’ll find fulfillment
• The One who tends to your routine is the One who rotates the earth
• Gazing at the sky upside-down will cause your inner universe to shine with the glaze of five hundred Suns
• Encircled in the web of life slap on those flippers and swim your way through a whirlpool to total at oneness
• To learn, read. To know, write. To master teach.
• The eyes are the doors to the light of the soul
• Bliss is a continual state of mind; it is unmolested by loss or gain
• Socialize with compassion and tenderness
• The craft of happiness is to cater to all
• A compassionate person walking on the boulevard of righteousness is a saint
• Breath is the singer of the soul
• Be aware that you are the Truth
• Once you understand that all is light, you’ve initiated your voyage to enlightenment
• Be Sympathetic, a helper and honor your word ; By doing this you will be put on the fast track to becoming an angel
• Encouraging others towards joy brings you joy
• Love is the ultimate ecstasy
• You will experience exaltation when you administer the impossible to someone else
• When there is mastery then there is no mystery
• By backing up your words with actions you are honored in this world
• Mind growth is accomplished by the inspiration we share with each other
• Take pride in who you are and what you stand for
• Close your eyes so that you can peer and peep
• Whatever is produced too quickly goes quickly to waste
• Teachers open portals but you must enter by yourself
• The drumming of your heart is the syncopation of your soul
• True comprehension is gained through compassion
• Your fortitude is how silently and peacefully you embrace life
• One’s greatness is calculated by how much one gives, not by the amount of possessions one has
• Remaining serene is the ultimate achievement of the self
• The entirety of the life of humanity is only a juncture in time. Let’s enjoy it
• We can learn from a flower how to live in ecstasy
• Have faith in your value and perform with wisdom
• The premiere pupil is the premiere teacher
• The universe is a theatre in which your mind and soul dance with your body, steered by your heart
• Realize that the other person is really the square root of you
• He who gazes outdoors, dreams. He who gazes inwards wakes up
• You can comprehend serenity of mind from the constant shining sun and moon
• When imparting advice, aim to aid, not to please your comrade
• Beauty without grace is like a gardenia without sent
• When ego vanishes limitations vanish. You become eternal, sympathetic and exquisite.
• Exist from your heart then you will effect everything
• Radiate the infinite plasma through your eyes
• Radiate the infinite plasma through your eyes
• Eat fish in the morning, green beans at night and for lunch steer clear of mental fights
• The difference between being upbeat or downbeat is the manner in which you beat your metabolic drum
• Take the short path not the long trail since they both lead to the same place. Why waste time?
• Sportsmanship is essential. Just make sure you’re not the referee
• Beware of those who offer you wrapped gifts for transparency equals Truth and should never be obscured
• Victory is failure in disguise
• Never forget yourself; remember who you are and that you are you and nobody else
• Better to be the headliner instead of the closing act
• It’s time to step out of the clam shell and don’t forget the oyster
• Orbs are spheres so stay in orbit. Don’t fall off your axis
• Honesty is self apparent; one only has to look closely to find it
• What we are is the result of what we’ve baked into our thoughts, so whip and frost those beliefs into longevity and joy
• We are formed and molded by our thoughts, hence mold your cerebral jelly into pie R squared
• You, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your abundant love and affection
• Peace comes from within. Seek it with ecto-propeller plasmic power
• Friendship is the only cure for hatred, the only guarantee of peace
• Your work is to discover your passion and then with all your heart, kiss your goldfish
• It is better to travel well then to arrive wasted
• Teach this simple truth: Even if pretzel logic is bitten there is an equal but lop sided reaction
• The greatest prayer is patience
• Shine your pearls of wisdom to reflect your wondrous true self
• Happiness never decreases by being shared
• Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace
• The tongue like a sharp knife can injure without drawing blood
• The instant we feel angry we have already ceased striving for the truth
• However many holy words you speak and read, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?
• If one sees the miracle of a single flower clearly, their life becomes an orchard of magic
• Hatred does not cease through hatred at any time. Hatred ceases through love. This is an unalterable law
• Even space cadets can transform into galactic tweakers
• Be the apple of your own eyes
• Let your inner jewels deliver your outer expression
• You are you own best friend, you don’t need a dog to lick your face
• Grace brings trust, appreciation, love and prosperity
• Where there is love there is no question
• May you have faith in your worth and act with wisdom
• The art of happiness is to serve all
• Keep your inner smile smiling. Laugh at everything and only cry tears of joy
• Love is the way. Put your heart in your head and don’t think, just be: for love follows love
• He who has sunshine in his belly will eat lightly
• Unless you know what you’re talking about shut your plasmas up
• Once you’re under something you can’t get over it. Hence don’t enter the under
• One kiss placed on the correct spot can offer a lifetime of bliss to a nun
• Be Beside yourself to experience the B side of Life
• Bow to the yeast and watch your inner biscuit rise as it yearns for honey, you’ll sweeten your ascent into the pastry of unity
• Time wasted shortens ones’ life-spandex
• Since One’s body can be one’s jail find the key that unlocks your mind and you will be set free.
• The Yogi has Arrived
• Untangle the bramble that is your life. Spook the spooks and never run for cover only fresh underwear
• Bury your anger much like a dog buries his bone and then forget where you buried it
• Ambition is a dream that contains a windmill and the wind
• Always remember what the beaver said to the serpent; “I’ll be damned if I do and I’ll be damned if I don’t”
• Harmonize with yourself and the planets. Wax your surfboard of life with galactic pigment
• Keep the bathwater and the baby. Don’t doubt potential drought
• Funny duddies don’t eat duds before putting on their duds. They’re just Funny Duddies!
• If you’re on the beam, forget the safety net, keep on beaming
• A rich man is only a rich man in the valley of the material
• Tomorrow is just a future yesterday, therefore the day after tomorrow is really today
• Bite your own tongue before you say something one can sink their teeth into
• Kiss yourself hello. then Give your “hello” a kiss
• Wash your clothes at night wash your mind with light
• We are all Crystal Balls hanging from the same Chandelier
• What did the monkey say to the chimp? “keep your chimp up”
• Leave nothing unsaid except what you don’t say
• One can’t grab what’s between the cracks hence don’t crack up
• The sun is always shining therefore shade is an illusion. There is light in the dark
• Why wait. Don’t hesitate. For a brief pause can turn into a lifetime of hesitation
• One never knows which way a ball will bounce hence make sure to keep the ball bouncing
• Allow your heart to talk to other’s hearts
• You can’t rain on someone’s parade if the band’s not in town
• If your tongue won’t wag let your silent mind do the talking
• We don’t recollect days, we recollect moments
• Turn off your mind ,relax and float upstream. Don’t let the tides destroy your dreams.
• Meaning is meaningless if your beliefs are unbelievable
• Ones grace brings love, trust, gratitude and success
• Better to grease the squeak than rust the trust
• Take the Ferris wheel instead of the roller coaster, for life is circular not up and down
• Be sure to separate your mind from your brain for the two are not the same
• Like what you’re living and live what you like so joy can enter your heart
• Keep up and keep on keeping up
• Don’t fear the deep end for what has depth for some is actually shallow for others
• If you’re in a pickle get out of the jar
• Curiosity is the cure for boredom but curiosity is chronic, there is no cure for it
• Any which way the cookie crumbles, digest the crumbs, leave the other cookies alone
• Love what is ahead by loving what preceded.
• If you are angry stand on your head for an upside down frown is a smile
• He who has sunshine in his belly will eat lightly.
• A man full of fury has a mouth open wide and blinders on his Vitreous Humor
• “Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.” ~ Amelia Earhart
• “Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.” ~ Jim Morrison
• If you are ever left out, this does not mean you’re not worthy and AWESOME
• Being afraid is no biggie; in fact in the 9th heaven we have frightened eggs for breakfast
• You’re so fearful, you’re standing on end. Make sure you give your shadow a good trim
• “An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.” ~ Mahatma Gandhi
• “When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.” ~Jimi Hendrix
• Why don’t you give peace a chance, you do want to join me in Ninth Heaven?
• Always remember what the beaver said to the serpent. ‘ I’ll be damned if I do and I’ll be damned if I don’t
• We don’t recollect days, we recollect moments
• Light dissolves shade. Shade cannot cloak light
• Pain is pent up pleasure. Unleash your pleasures and the pain will vanish
• Why did the door stay open? Because it was never shut to begin with
• The tongue, like a sharp knife, can injure without drawing blood
• The Art Of Longing as well as The Art Of Belonging must be experienced in life
• “If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other”. ~ Mother Teresa
• Why dance the Can Can? Because you can
• Your head can be a hatrack or a mindsack. It’s your choice