Bored | Yogi Ga Ga

If your heel hurts stub your toe

Yikes! Another revolting development you MUST dissolve immediately or The Where Are You Wolf will woof you down faster than a polka-dot lizard can snatch a mosquito

When under water hold your breath until you carbonate with the glow of Oriental jade then, just when you think you might be drowning, inhale the brilliance of the glow and float to the top and beyond into the sky without asking why.

The pig fly’s east. Slumber on its’ wings and oink oink throughout your flight.

Triangular Pants Medulla Ted once said,’ ’tis better to think not, rather than to think at all about nothing, for not thinking is akin to void of thought which is a kin to helium dirigibles of the frontal lobe going berserk.

Triangular Pants Medulla Ted once said,’ ’tis better to think not, rather than to think at all about nothing, for not thinking is akin to void of thought which is a kin to helium dirigibles of the frontal lobe going berserk.

The One who tends to your routine is the One who rotates the earth

Gazing at the sky upside-down will cause your inner universe to shine with the glaze of five hundred Suns

Once you understand that all is light, you’ve initiated your voyage to enlightenment

The drumming of your heart is the syncopation of your soul