Sad | Yogi Ga Ga

Anything that can be seen or touched can be monetized yet never make a cent at someone else’s expense

Why fret, remember life is a gift and that you are the recipient of this priceless commodity

A drop of understanding is worth a sea of resolution

Every time The Divine One closes a door he cracks open a window

Yikes! Another revolting development you MUST dissolve immediately or The Where Are You Wolf will woof you down faster than a polka-dot lizard can snatch a mosquito

When under water hold your breath until you carbonate with the glow of Oriental jade then, just when you think you might be drowning, inhale the brilliance of the glow and float to the top and beyond into the sky without asking why.

The pig fly’s east. Slumber on its’ wings and oink oink throughout your flight.

Triangular Pants Medulla Ted once said,’ ’tis better to think not, rather than to think at all about nothing, for not thinking is akin to void of thought which is a kin to helium dirigibles of the frontal lobe going berserk.

Gazing at the sky upside-down will cause your inner universe to shine with the glaze of five hundred Suns

Encircled in the web of life slap on those flippers and swim your way through a whirlpool to total at oneness